Christmas vs Black Sabbath

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Christmas vs Black Sabbath

Postby scipioafricanus » Wed Dec 30, 2015 12:46 pm

I would like to know which Sabbath: Ozzy or Dio? And to which Christmas song? I will reserve judgment on this gentleman until then.
A 33-year-old man in Madison, Wisconsin was arrested after he threw a beer bottle at a bartender who changed music in the bar from BLACK SABBATH to a Christmas song, police said in a press release posted Monday.

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/man-th ... tmas-song/

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Re: Christmas vs Black Sabbath

Postby Odahi » Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:59 pm

'Twas the day before Christmas, and I asked the young fellow I work with, "Which shall it be? Christmas music, or Black Sabbath?" True story. We went the easy route, and put on a YouTube video with 8 straight hours of Christmas music and a fireplace. Next time, he doesn't get a vote. :P
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Re: Christmas vs Black Sabbath

Postby dfwmtx » Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:49 pm

Here's a couple of decent compromises.

And then there's this. I met one of my friends because of this in high school. He knew the AMV, I knew Weird Al. He was singing it walking through the halls, I joined him and started singing it itt, and we've been friends since.
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Re: Christmas vs Black Sabbath

Postby Jericho941 » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:55 am

Know your audience.

If they've been in retail for any significant amount of time, the answer is NEVER EVER CHRISTMAS EVER

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Re: Christmas vs Black Sabbath

Postby randy » Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:45 pm

Surprised no one posted this as a perfect compromise
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Re: Christmas vs Black Sabbath

Postby toad » Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:24 pm

?AC/DC, they have a couple.
For Christmas gift giving I've been thinking about, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap." for inspiration.

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Re: Christmas vs Black Sabbath

Postby SoupOrMan » Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:25 pm

If it's "The Christmas Shoes" the answer is always Black Sabbath.
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Re: Christmas vs Black Sabbath

Postby evan price » Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:28 am

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