The Gun Counter

Went on a star gazing tour while at Uluru. The guide had been a professor at a uni, his assistant was a phd candidate. Very good show they put on and both had a wicked sense of humor. Midway through the show the guide mentioned Messier Objects so I said I had a question (it being dark meant that it was hard to identify who the wise guy was). He graciously allowed me to query him and I said, "If there are Messier Objects in the heavens, have they ever found Cleaner Objects?" He and the assistant both laughed then said they were stealing the line. I felt so proud.

Next, Aussie pornographic Constellations

Well, it's pronounced "mess-ee-ayy".

Darrell wrote:Well, it's pronounced "mess-ee-ayy".

The accent did it, you had to be there. Quit being a spoilsport.

Ahem, it is kind of like (liak), "Use horticulture in a sentence. You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think."

Darrell wrote:Well, it's pronounced "mess-ee-ayy".

Ah! Canadian mess.

Or as Huie Duck said, "After you messy sewer."