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Star gazing

Postby Rod » Wed Sep 23, 2015 3:04 pm

Went on a star gazing tour while at Uluru. The guide had been a professor at a uni, his assistant was a phd candidate. Very good show they put on and both had a wicked sense of humor. Midway through the show the guide mentioned Messier Objects so I said I had a question (it being dark meant that it was hard to identify who the wise guy was). He graciously allowed me to query him and I said, "If there are Messier Objects in the heavens, have they ever found Cleaner Objects?" He and the assistant both laughed then said they were stealing the line. I felt so proud.
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Re: Star gazing

Postby toad » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:22 am

Next, Aussie pornographic Constellations :?:

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Re: Star gazing

Postby Darrell » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:33 am

Well, it's pronounced "mess-ee-ayy". :roll:
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Re: Star gazing

Postby Rod » Thu Sep 24, 2015 1:31 pm

Darrell wrote:Well, it's pronounced "mess-ee-ayy". :roll:
The accent did it, you had to be there. Quit being a spoilsport. :lol:
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Re: Star gazing

Postby toad » Thu Sep 24, 2015 7:35 pm

Ahem, it is kind of like (liak), "Use horticulture in a sentence. You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think."

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Re: Star gazing

Postby Wrenchbender1 » Sat Sep 26, 2015 5:12 am

Darrell wrote:Well, it's pronounced "mess-ee-ayy". :roll:

Ah! Canadian mess. :lol:
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Re: Star gazing

Postby toad » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:25 am

Or as Huie Duck said, "After you messy sewer."


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