Presidential Advice

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Netpackrat
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Presidential Advice

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Barack Obama is visiting famous Washington landmarks to get some
inspiration.

At the Washington Monument, he asks, "What can I do to be a strong
president?"

George's spirit says, "Maintain a strong army and rule it wisely."

At the Jefferson Memorial, he asks, "What can I do to be a strong ruler?"

Jefferson's spirit says, "Maintain the Constitution and listen to the
people."

At the Lincoln Memorial, he asks, "How can I best listen to the people?
What do they really want?"

Abe's spirit says, "Visit the theater."
Cognosce teipsum et disce pati

"People come and go in our lives, especially the online ones. Some leave a fond memory, and some a bad taste." -Aesop
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First Shirt
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Re: Presidential Advice

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You, Sir, are not a nice person!

But that was pretty funny!!!
But there ain't many troubles that a man caint fix, with seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six."
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Re: Presidential Advice

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First Shirt wrote:You, Sir, are not a nice person!
You're just now figuring that out? :mrgreen:
Cognosce teipsum et disce pati

"People come and go in our lives, especially the online ones. Some leave a fond memory, and some a bad taste." -Aesop
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Re: Presidential Advice

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON

A person properly schooled in right and wrong is safe with any weapon. A person with no idea of good and evil is unsafe with a knitting needle, or the cap from a ballpoint pen.

I remain pessimistic given the way BATF and the anti gun crowd have become tape worms in the guts of the Republic. - toad
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