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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Cybrludite » Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:28 pm

Not in any way, shape, or form safe for work, children, grown-ups, or pretty much anyone, really. Funny as hell, though...

Episode 1
Episode 2, ya Protestant fook-bucket.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Jericho941 » Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:06 pm

"Give that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons." :lol:

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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby HTRN » Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:57 am

It has it's own tropes page.

Some of the best lines...

"BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!"
"Second verse same as the first. Now put me on a plane so I can put them in a hearse!"
"Oh, fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!"
"WELCOME TO EPIC MEAL TIME! I'M SAUCEBOSS, AND TONIGHT WE'RE EATING THIS BLONDE LITTLE WANNABE DEMIGOD BITCH!"
"But if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you'll find some way to forgive me"
"Police girl… Poli-i-i-ice Girl, you are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your boobs!"
"You done goofed"
and of course
"big tittied police girl" :lol:
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Steamforger » Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:28 pm

When I had a phone I could actually find the record function on, I had the Hellsing into as a ringtone. Got a lot of interesting looks with that one.

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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby toad » Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:55 am

Narrrrgh, must have episode 3.

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Postby HTRN » Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:28 am

Well, expect a fairly long wait. It was a year between the first and second.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Greg » Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:58 am

Thank you for that. Almost painfully funny.

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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Greg » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:05 am

Yes, I watch these regularly now. And something is troubling me - in Ep 1, was that an Annoying Orange reference? (When Anderson says "Knife.")
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Jericho941 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:44 am

Greg wrote:Yes, I watch these regularly now. And something is troubling me - in Ep 1, was that an Annoying Orange reference? (When Anderson says "Knife.")

I'm fairly certain it is.

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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Dinochrome » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:13 am

Just got done watching episodes 3,4,5,and 6,............................ I think that they are out of ideas.


I still haven't heard any new cuss-words since 1969. :mrgreen:
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Greg » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:20 am

Dinochrome wrote:Just got done watching episodes 3,4,5,and 6,............................ I think that they are out of ideas.


I still haven't heard any new cuss-words since 1969. :mrgreen:


Not the same thing, those were made by someone else.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Dub_James » Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:20 am

Now that was just fun :)
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Postby HTRN » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:54 pm

Greg wrote:Not the same thing, those were made by someone else.


Yup, it's by "Team Four Star", hence the TFS in the title on utoob.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby HTRN » Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:57 am

I necro'd this because the trailer for Ep 3 is up..

That means we can expect Ep 3 in all it's horrific glory to come out in the very near future. :D
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Cybrludite » Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:46 am

Heh. The newspaper Aulcard was looking at. Gotta love the forecast in the upper left corner.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby HTRN » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:09 pm

The Second episode trailer was released September 24th, 2011.
The second episode was released Nov 7th 2011.
The first episode was released Nov 1st, 2010.

Going by past trends, I'm guessing a Halloween(or thereabout) release.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Dub_James » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:21 pm

Cybrludite wrote:Heh. The newspaper Alucard was looking at. Gotta love the forecast in the upper left corner.


LOL, makes sense.

Looks like a picture from High School Of The Dead too, which needs a second series stat.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby HTRN » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:27 pm

Go watch the opening to Ep 2 again. It's implied that HS of the dead happened because Allucard was "99.9% done", and then slacked off. :lol: The newpaper is a reference to it. :lol:

They did the same thing in episode 2 - "I don't have to take this, I'm going for a walk!" in Ep 2 is a reference to the events of ep 1..
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Highspeed » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:46 pm

Whoooooooooosh !

That is the sound of the humour in those videos going straight over my head...
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby HTRN » Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:24 pm

Imagine Dracula, a complete monster who would butcher anything he comes across is bound into the service(completely unwillingly I might add) into the service of Von Helsing instead of being staked by him, and used as a weapon against other vampires, specifically Vampire Nazis.

That is the premise of the source material.

Now imagine self same monster, who's also a complete pervert with the maturity of an eight year old, who constantly does shout outs to internet culture, when not being an obnoxious jackass or eating people.

That's the premise of Ultimate abridged.

Go read the Tropes page linked above to catch about all the references made..
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Greg » Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:27 pm

HTRN wrote:Imagine Dracula, a complete monster who would butcher anything he comes across is bound into the service(completely unwillingly I might add) into the service of Von Helsing instead of being staked by him, and used as a weapon against other vampires, specifically Vampire Nazis.

That is the premise of the source material.

Now imagine self same monster, who's also a complete pervert with the maturity of an eight year old, who constantly does shout outs to internet culture, when not being an obnoxious jackass or eating people.

That's the premise of Ultimate abridged.

Go read the Tropes page linked above to catch about all the references made..


Yeah, it's funny even without knowing all the memes. The shout outs on the Tropes pages are pretty decent but it doesn't have everything.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/jessi-slaughter - "ya dun goofed"
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bitches-love-x - "bitches love cannons"
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby HTRN » Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:42 am

The Crimson Fucker is back.

I lost it when he did the three stooges whoopwhoopwhoop.. :lol:
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Postby toad » Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:36 pm

Ahhhhh, I needed that while I wait for the election results late tonight.
With any luck I can pedal my Schadenfreude past my relatives and do the three stooges whop,whop, tomorrow.

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Postby HTRN » Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:09 pm

What got me is he's not just a bastard on the big things, but the small stuff too - his tilting all the picture frames got a giggle out of me.

Somebody even set up the a twitter acct for "The Crimson Fucker" :lol:
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Postby toad » Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:08 am

Dang if I wasn't so opposed to face book, twitter, and all that other social media stuff I'd latch on to that twitter.
I'm still somewhat puzzled about why an ancient blood sucking, rip and tear monster still has a thing for boobs...not that I consider that a bad thing.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby HTRN » Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:47 am

He's a troll.

Admittedly, he's violent Psychotic man child of a troll, but he's still a troll. :lol:

Now, only 364 days to go to the next episode. :(
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Jericho941 » Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:49 am

HTRN wrote:He's a troll.

Admittedly, he's violent Psychotic man child of a troll, but he's still a troll. :lol:


In his shoes, who wouldn't be?

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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby HTRN » Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:42 am

HTRN wrote:Now, only 364 days to go to the next episode. :(


The Crimson Fucker is back... or at least the teaser is. :mrgreen:

Two weeks to go..
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Jericho941 » Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:50 am

I've already laughed my dick off in anticipation.

Y'know.

Just in case.

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Postby skb12172 » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:15 am

Does anyone else think The Crimson Fucker would be a great name for a metal band?
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby dfwmtx » Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:42 pm

When's episode 4 out?

They seem to be putting this out only slightly slower than the Hellsing Ultimate episodes were put out (still not sure if they finished the OVA series or not).
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Postby HTRN » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:13 am

This is a side project for Team Four star. They only do an episode a year ,with a release usually the day after Youmacon.
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The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

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Postby Kommander » Wed Nov 06, 2013 5:54 am

Wow I think that may actually be better than the original.

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Postby HTRN » Mon Nov 03, 2014 6:58 am

Episode 5 is up..

Alucard has only 1 line, and about 10 seconds of screentime. :shock:
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Postby evan price » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:35 am

How did I miss that?
That's probably the second coolest thing I've seen this year.
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Postby Dub_James » Mon Nov 03, 2014 12:58 pm

Was wondering when our yearly dose was coming.... :twisted:
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Postby Jericho941 » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:53 pm

They made a Christmas special.

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Postby toad » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:01 pm

Hmmmmm, Alucard for President? He'd scare the cxxp out of the Muzzies.

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Postby Yogimus » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:09 am

Image


I am so happy right now

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Postby HTRN » Wed Nov 04, 2015 9:14 pm

Unfortunately, Episode 6 has been delayed to December.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Jericho941 » Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:12 pm

That's too bad.

I tried getting into their other new thing, FF7 Machinabridged, but it wasn't nearly as funny. It was more like someone doing a reading of their "LOLarious" fanfic from 2001. All the really, really worn-out jokes are there, and they haven't become fresh again in the 14 years since.

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Postby Jered » Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:24 am

Anyone seen iepisode 6 yet?
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Jericho941 » Tue Dec 22, 2015 5:33 am

Last I heard, they've had production delays and don't know when it'll be out. Good news is, they've decided to move it up to two episodes a year instead of aiming for just a Halloween release.

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Postby HTRN » Sun Jan 24, 2016 7:19 am

They released a teaser a coupla days ago, announcing it will be in January 2016. So, probably at the end of the month.

And oh, Roadkill had a new episode on Friday.
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Postby HTRN » Tue Feb 02, 2016 4:05 pm

Episode 6 is up. And what a disappointment.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Jericho941 » Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:37 pm

Yeah, that was... kinda funny.

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HTRN, I would tell you that you are an evil fucker, but you probably get that a lot ~ Netpackrat

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Postby MiddleAgedKen » Sun Oct 15, 2017 1:39 am

skb12172 wrote:Does anyone else think The Crimson Fucker would be a great name for a metal band?


Obligatory "I saw The Crimson Fucker on a bill with GWAR and the Genitorturers" here.
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Re: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Series.

Postby Jericho941 » Sun Oct 15, 2017 2:59 am

"Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be cryin' all day."

Spoiler! :
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