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Multi-layered motherboards can cleverly conceal scorch marks from water damage.
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NOTICE OF PROPOSED RULEMAKING (NPRM)



Part 0, Section 000 (a) 1(c)



Section I - No pilot or pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or supervision of a pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try or make, or make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in part of the herein mentioned Aviation Regulations, except as authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by, the Administrator.



Section II - If a pilot, or group of associate pilots becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers, or finds that he or she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Aviation Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in writing, the Administrator.



Section III - Upon receipt of the above-mentioned notice of impending comprehension, the Administrator shall immediately rewrite the Aviation Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate any further comprehension hazards.



Section IV - The Administrator may, at his or her discretion, require the offending pilot or pilots to attend remedial instruction in Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.
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Sure I'll help take care of your sick mother. What caliber?
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Pirate captain walks into a bar. He looks like your standard pirate captain for the most part - fancy hat, eyepatch, parrot on his shoulder, scraggly beard, hook for a left hand, pegleg, the works - except that he is very notably wearing a ship's wheel on his penis.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Uh, do you know that you're wearing a ship's wheel on your penis?"

Pirate captain replies, "Aaargh, I know! It drives me nuts!"
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I'm full of random thoughts.

Just now I thought about eating a giant deep fat fried Twinkie. Twinkies have a long shelf life. Life hey that's a fun game, you know the one with the little cars and the blue and pink pegs for your wife and kids. Kids are baby goats. Goats are the number one source of stress relief for UN peace keepers. Peace through superior firepower. That's a cool t-shirt. T-shirts are okay I guess, but what's wrong with the other 25 letters of the alphabet? I'm glad we only have 26 letters in our alphabet, I mean what's up with the Japanese and their fifty bazillion letters. Letters are cool but nobody sends them anymore, everybody sends email. Email is sometimes called spam. Spam, I pity the troops that had to eat that crap during WWII. World War Two, are we keeping track? I think we lost count sometime during the cold war. War war never changes, it's always consisted of hitting giant scorpions with sledgehammers. Sledgehammers are heavy. Heavy metal is usually played loud at concerts. Concerts have good concession stands. I wonder if they sell deep fat fried Twinkies?
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So, why do dogs have black lips?
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Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!
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I say to hell with Simon and all of those American Idol twits. I get sick of hearing people talk about reality TV. I just don't give half a shit about it! My life is interesting enough without watching what amounts to an old-style Japanese game show. Some people need to turn off the set and get a hobby.
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Is it bad that I want this for my agency's hold music?
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When walking, please put one foot in front of the other.
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