Dear Lord:Mangina Alert!

[Weetabix]

If he really wants to show he's sorry, he should get himself neutered. I'll kick in.

[skb12172]

I dunno, man. From his writing he seems pretty neutered already.

[MarkD]

Because if a cis-gendered male actually ENJOYS something, there must be something wrong with it. He should come by my place when I have the grill fired up some time, cow meat over the flames and bottle of beer in hand.

The rules are:

1) If I catch you mixing my single malt with anything but a SMALL amount of ice or a SMALL amount of water, I will SKIN you.

2) If you ask for your steak more well done than "medium" you're getting a grilled chicken breast.

[rightisright]

2) If you ask for your steak more well done than "medium" you're getting a grilled chicken breast.

A few years ago I had three couples over for a BBQ to celebrate a personal milestone in one buddy's life. I splurged on Prime Ribeyes for everyone. One of my other buddies brought over his first date post-divorce. She seemed nice enough. Now, my friends all know how seriously I take my grilling and their jaws about hit the table when she asked for hers well-done. She got a hamburger... well-done. That was also their last date.

I'll be damned if I am going to turn a $25 cut of finely marbled cow into a piece of shoe leather.

[MarkD]

2) If you ask for your steak more well done than "medium" you're getting a grilled chicken breast.

A few years ago I had three couples over for a BBQ to celebrate a personal milestone in one buddy's life. I splurged on Prime Ribeyes for everyone. One of my other buddies brought over his first date post-divorce. She seemed nice enough. Now, my friends all know how seriously I take my grilling and their jaws about hit the table when she asked for hers well-done. She got a hamburger... well-done. That was also their last date.

I'll be damned if I am going to turn a $25 cut of finely marbled cow into a piece of shoe leather.

My wife and I went on a cruise last Spring with another couple and one night we ate in the ship-board steak house. The other couple both ordered Filet Mignon, well done. My wife said she could see me shudder.

Why anyone would take a nice hunk of cow and dry it out and make it tasteless is beyond me. I realize that some people don't like beef like I do (IOW would respond to CPR), but c'mon, leave a LITTLE pink.

[Aesop]

It's Salon.

You need to find a healthier way to indulge your masochism, man.

Word.
When one goes to the literary equivalent of the Blue Oyster Club, and notes a plethora of metrosexuals and assorted snappy dressers swapping spit and dancing cheek to cheek to Liberace's Greatest Hits with nary a female in the place, a direct and rapid exit is in order.

When one returns there after the first time, it's fair to say they are "cruising".
Indignation isn't even on the menu.

[randy]

I realize that some people don't like beef like I do (IOW would respond to CPR),

A buddy of mine used to order his steaks with a mallet and a roll of TP. Knock the horns off, wipe it's ass and it's done.

[skb12172]

Someone posted the article to Facefark.

[randy]

Someone posted the article to Facefark.

Which means.....? Not familiar with that particular bit of interwebbery.

[dfwmtx]

Here's the cherry on this shit-Sundae for me. He ends by saying:

Of course, having all this context doesn’t stop me from grilling, or from enjoying myself when I do.

Which is BULLSHIT, 'cause at the beginning he writes:

I hate how much I love to grill. It’s not that I’m inclined to vegetarianism or that I otherwise object to the practice itself. But I’m uncomfortable with the pleasure I take in something so conventionally masculine

I wonder if the wimp-training, PC-brainwashing he underwent to even think "I hate how much I love this" was really worth all the sex he's getting or not getting. Seriously, there's a short list of things one rightly should think "I hate how much I love this". Incest, pedophilia, rape, and torturing animals should be on that list. Grilling/barbecuing should not.