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blackeagle603
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Post subject: Klingon Trolley takeover  Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:34 pm |
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You think the signs are crazy in Canada with French and English? Attachment: Klingon takeover.jpg Try riding the trolley in San Diego this week...
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:05 pm |
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taH pagh, taH be
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:16 pm |
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Bi-Eff-Di, waTeefak.
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:49 pm |
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Xenophiles! This heresy cannot be allowed to stand.
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:13 pm |
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moose42 wrote: I hear that Klingons die just the same from a .308 as they do from a Phaser.  Yes, but they are tough bastards. You need a good COM shot, two just to be sure.
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Scott Free
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:54 am |
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This is unusual -- considering the fact that it is California, after all? I'm not worried until they start issuing ballots in Klingon...  Quote: Yes, but they are tough bastards. You need a good COM shot, two just to be sure. IIRC, two shots are necessary as Klingons have a redundant circulatory system (e.g., two hearts).
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randy
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:41 am |
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Scott Free wrote: This is unusual -- considering the fact that it is California, after all? I'm not worried until they start issuing ballots in Klingon... Quote: Yes, but they are tough bastards. You need a good COM shot, two just to be sure. IIRC, two shots are necessary as Klingons have a redundant circulatory system (e.g., two hearts). So what's Klingon for "Mozambique"?
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Jericho941
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:56 am |
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One .75 bolter round should suffice.
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:37 pm |
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Scott Free wrote: This is unusual -- considering the fact that it is California, after all? I'm not worried until they start issuing ballots in Klingon... Pfft. They've been doing that in Cook County for years! "Ah, another vote for Qoq'bhaiyit!" "Yes, Daley, son of Daley is a coward and a knave but that term is too much for even him!" "No, no, this vote is for the Qoq'bhaiyit in the 15th ward committeeman's race." "So, another Qoq'bhaiyit completely?" "Yes. Totally different Qoq'bhaiyit."
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blackeagle603
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:33 pm |
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Some friends got delayed getting into one of the Comic-Con halls Saturday night waiting for police and medics to clear out. Apparently there was a disagreement over saved seats inside the hall and someone stabbed another in the eyeball with a pen.
Klingons...
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:01 pm |
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I... can't... resist. So the pen IS mightier than the Bat'leth! 
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Windy Wilson
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:06 pm |
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You can bet that someone, somewhere is working on making some governmental entity print ballots in Klingon.
We probably shouldn't have said this, because I'll bet now if you Google Ballots in Klingon you are directed here.
I feel sorely tempted to deface such defacements of public signs with a paint gun, but I'd have to buy one, and I'm a bit strapped now.
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:13 pm |
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Windy Wilson wrote: You can bet that someone, somewhere is working on making some governmental entity print ballots in Klingon. Multnomah County health department has a Klingon translator on-call for mental health situations. Just in case someone gets hit in the head and comes in only speaking Klingon. They don't get paid unless they work, thankfully, but they DO exist.
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Post subject: Re: Klingon Trolley takeover Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:04 am |
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randy wrote: So what's Klingon for "Mozambique"? Probably something that roughly translates to "All seven chakras, twice"
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