Fembot!

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Dub_James wrote:Whats wrong with a real woman that a piece of duct tape won't fix??
I think a better question is what advantages does a real woman offer compared to an advanced robotic version? The robot can't get pregnant, doesn't have "that time of the month", is probably a fantastic cook, does a great job cleaning the house, won't engage in the typical behavioral pattern of women (ie lying, cheating, jealousy, and betrayal), and won't bitch.

The only potential drawback I can see is that when the technology to make such advanced robots is commercially viable, most men will avoid real women like a disease that is the combination of the plague, AIDS, and ebola, and it will probably mean the rate of reproduction in the civilized world will fall drastically. The savages will then take over the world by out-reproducing the civilized world, and civilization will end. Of course, given this is already happening, I am not sure if fembots will be any more effective in creating this situation than liberal politicians.
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You guys are never getting laid again. :shock:

A little less misogyny on my forums please.
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CombatController wrote:You guys are never getting laid [strike]again[/strike]. :shock:
Fixed it for ya.
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Could it's marketing slogan be "Fembots for World Peace?"

Just figuring the market in China would be huge for a tweaked version with all those young males who have no marriage prospects (due to one-child policy)?
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Meh.

He made it TALK.

Idiot.

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The really creepy bit is the 'bot looks to be about 13-14 years old. :roll: "In her 20s" my hind foot...
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Jailbaitbot

Coming soon to an adult store near you.
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What he has there is an expert system hooked up to a robot. He estimates it has the vocal ability of a ten year old. There are robots or at least robot heads that have a better range of facial expressions. It looks to me he just has a working jaw for "her."

What I found interesting is that he has pressure senors on her body and face. If you apply to much pressure she'll take a swing at you.
Also she can recognize certain offensive/sexists phrases and will call out on them.

It looks like he's kind of giving the "Laws of Robots" the finger. Next he'll have her packing a gun for self-defense.

I guess he likes his women to call him Master and be a fiesty at the same time.
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Huh. Maybe he's trying to build Naomi Armitage?
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